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door, a tub, and a table
Some of you are old enough to remember Johnny Carson who
hosted The Tonight Show before Jay
Leno. A fastidious dresser, Carson played a recurring character
named Carnac the Magnificent. Carnac
was a mysterious visitor from the east who wore a purple plumed
turban and carried with him a stack of sealed envelopes. Ed
McMahon, Johnny’s co-host, would invariably remind everyone
the envelopes had been “hermetically sealed” and
kept in a mayonnaise jar on Funk and Wagnall’s porch since
noon that day.
Carnac’s special gift was the ability to divine
the answer to a question sealed in the envelope. Here’s
an example of how the dialogue went:
(Carnac holds the sealed envelope up to his turban)
CARNAC: Sis boom bah.
ED McMAHON: Sis boom bah.
(Carnac rips the envelope open and removes the card)
CARNAC (reading): Describe the sound made when a sheep
explodes.
Usually the jokes were pretty corny
(like this one) and if the audience groaned too loudly Carnac
would pronounce a curse on them . . . something like, “May
you fall asleep under a camel with post nasal drip.”
Now I know you are bound to be asking, “Why
the history lesson on the Tonight Show?” Well,
in the spirit of the great Carnac I wanted to introduce our next
message series.
A door, a tub, and a table . . . Carnac’s answer
might well be, “Name the top three upgrades requested for
new homes in Arkansas.” Our answer is a bit different, “What
are three pictures that help us understand the essence of our
life in Christ.” The series is entitled “Picture
This” and we will be using these three images to help us
see what life is meant to be in Jesus.
The first message, May 6th, will be
a creative presentation of the gospel. If you have been in conversation with a
friend about faith, this would be a super Sunday to invite them
to hear a clear and compelling message that lays out how one
can connect with God in a life altering way. In fact if
you don’t invite someone to come along with you we may
call down one of great curses of Carnac the Magnificent, “May
a diseased yak squat in your hot tub!”
Joy and peace!
Jim
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Calendar at a glance...
April 29 Partnership 9:30 AM - Noon
May 13 Child Dedication
May 18 Men's Ministry Golf Tournament
May 20 Baptism 5:00 PM
May 28 - June 2 Youth Camp 2007, Florida
June 11 - 15 Adventure Camp
July 30 - Aug. 3 Men's Colorado Adventure
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